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The Jeremy Kyle Show...

x.liivvy.x

London Defiance Baby!!
Jun 25, 2008
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So you was having a gay affair with your brother whom you thought was your cousin! And had to end it because your Dad told you so..

I knew you weren't quite normal Dave!!


:rolleyes:
 

Dave284

Platinum Member
Jan 4, 2008
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So you was having a gay affair with your brother whom you thought was your cousin! And had to end it because your Dad told you so..

I knew you weren't quite normal Dave!!


:rolleyes:
nooooo you've got me all wrong

i was having a gay affair with my brother, whom i thought was my cousin, which i had to end because my father couldnt share his lover, who infact was his son.


why is it everytime i speak this happens..
 

snax

round the town funky kwow
Mar 11, 2008
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Can you tackle Killroy-Silk at the same time? If, for nothing else, having a stupid name, he's an Everton supporter, if that's of any help.
oh my nan, kilroy is the more boringest person i have ever watched in my life, its just ok stop, you talk , ok your turn etc etc .

just let them go it at, like the ol jerry springer, the last one i watched was my grandsons terrorise the village. and all it was, was some old lady complaining that they threw stones at their windows and terrorised her pets, lets bear in mind this was 18 years ago, and i watched this in my english gcse lesson last week. Was a good lesson... for some.

Apologise in advance for any spelling mistakes :p
 

chrizwheatley

Northern Baller
Sep 23, 2007
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So Jeremy Kyle is at the bottom of everyones christmas list this year :rolleyes: ..
What does he lack that other hosts have? Or do most other hosts follow in the same line of fire too?
I dont particularity dislike the guy and i agree it takes real talent to get people arguing they way they do on his show, i just think that hes a 6 stone weasel who harps on about violence knowing in the real world if he was to talk like to a guy in a bar he would easily get his jaw snapped. If i had to put the man into a category i would say 'small man syndrome'. Talks the talk but cant walk the walk.

Alot of people in life go on about other peoples short comings because they feel they are missing something in their own lives it just so happens that in this case the guy gets paid heavily do make entertainment and money from it :D
 

TEKLOFTY

You're in the jungle baby
Jan 7, 2009
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In your sphincter
Alot of people in life go on about other peoples short comings because they feel they are missing something in their own lives it just so happens that in this case the guy gets paid heavily do make entertainment and money from it :D
From my point of view, he is obviously doing something right then. :)
 

vmaxnick

Not in the face!
Apr 8, 2008
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JK performs a public service, while he is filming his show, hoodies know that whole Council estates are unoccupied! Where do you think all the cheap 2nd hand 40" plasma TV's come from?
Why do all those people have no teeth!:eek:
Why use a microwave when a deep fat fryer is so much quicker! Mmmm, deep fried boiled egg! yummy :p
When you apply for a Council house, do they ask if you can provide your own MK III Escort on blocks for the front garden or will they supply it!

Good on you JK, put's the fear of God into my kids and keeps them in education!

:p:p:p:p:p

May the flaming commence! :D:D
 

Snowwolf

Rebellion
Oct 30, 2008
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JK performs a public service, while he is filming his show, hoodies know that whole Council estates are unoccupied! Where do you think all the cheap 2nd hand 40" plasma TV's come from?
Why do all those people have no teeth!:eek:
Why use a microwave when a deep fat fryer is so much quicker! Mmmm, deep fried boiled egg! yummy :p
When you apply for a Council house, do they ask if you can provide your own MK III Escort on blocks for the front garden or will they supply it!

Good on you JK, put's the fear of God into my kids and keeps them in education!

:p:p:p:p:p

May the flaming commence! :D:D
Totally sums up my thoughts on the matter :D
 

Robbo

Owner of this website
Jul 5, 2001
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JK performs a public service, while he is filming his show, hoodies know that whole Council estates are unoccupied! Where do you think all the cheap 2nd hand 40" plasma TV's come from?
Why do all those people have no teeth!:eek:
Why use a microwave when a deep fat fryer is so much quicker! Mmmm, deep fried boiled egg! yummy :p
When you apply for a Council house, do they ask if you can provide your own MK III Escort on blocks for the front garden or will they supply it!

Good on you JK, put's the fear of God into my kids and keeps them in education!

:p:p:p:p:p

May the flaming commence! :D:D
No flaming from me mate, a pat on the back is more in order for your post.
 

M 818

Platinum Member
Nov 11, 2007
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To be honest i love watching this show it makes me laugh :D, How ever i am waiting for the day some one gets up and smacks jeremy kyle as he looks like he has too much to say and nothing to back it.